Saturday, 24 December 2011

Rabies (1976)

Rabies (1976)



December 10, 1976 (1976) Dry Bones cartoon: 1976,Doobie, Health, Rabbis, dogs, Jerusalem, Rabies, Shuldig  Today's Golden Oldie is from December 1976. Thirty Five years ago!!
In 1976 there was a rabies scare in Jerusalem. Sad to say I was unable to resist going for a joke, using Doobie, Mr. Shuldig's dog, shown misreading the story in the Jerusalem Post.

What the ?

What the ?


Shuldig, Technology, Computers, email, yahoo, facebook,  : Dry Bones cartoon. In the digital world in which we all are now forced to live, the old rule "if it ain't broken, don't fix it" is no longer honored.
Your thoughts?

Good News Bad News (1996)

Good News Bad News (1996)



December 02, 1996 (1996) Dry Bones cartoon: 1996,Syria, Gas, Assad, King Solomon,   Today's Golden Oldie is from December 1996. Fifteen years ago this month.
I've always had two weaknesses. One is a love of "Good News, Bad News" jokes and the other is a compulsion to go for a laugh when the situation seems frightening.
This King Solomon cartoon about a threat from Syria is an example of both.

Frosty the snowman :-)



Music Monday – Frosty the Snowman
Posted: 19 Dec 2011 06:00 AM PST
If this doesn't get your week started off right I dunno what will:




Have a Happy ...

Have a Happy


Dry Bones cartoon: Happy Hanukka  festival of lights, Hanukka, Hanukkah, Chanukah, Chanukkah, Holiday, Jewish, Jewish Culture, religion, Culture, Freedom, Menorah,  Shuldig, Doobie, . Hannuka, Chanukah, Chanukkah . . . however you spell it, it stands for our eight-day "Festival of Lights".
And it begins tomorrow night!
Have a Happy!!
Hag Sameah!

TRUE XMAS

Pass it On!



Dry Bones cartoon: Happy Hanukka  festival of lights, Hanukka, Hanukkah, Chanukah, Chanukkah, Holiday,2011, Chanukah, Chanukkah, Culture, Freedom, Hanukka, Hanukkah, Holiday, Jewish, Jewish Culture, Menorah, religion, Civilization,
Tonight's the "second candle" and we'll be with grandchildren.
The plan is to pass on our civilization ( cleverly hidden in "gold foil"-wrapped chocolate Hanukkah coins).
Hag Sameah! Happy Holiday

20th Century Farewell (1999)

20th Century Farewell (1999)




November 28, 1999
(1999) Dry Bones cartoon: 21st century, 1999,Chanukah, Chanukkah, Culture, Freedom, Hanukka, Hanukkah, Holiday, Jewish, Jewish Culture, Menorah, religion, Shuldig Today's Golden Oldie is a Hanukkah cartoon from December 1999. A Farewell to the 20th century.
Those of you who get freaky about when the 21st century actually began, please control yourselves, relax, and have a Happy Hanukkah!

Chester Cheer & Gregory the Green Deer



Chester Cheer & Gregory the Green Deer – Page 16
Posted: 21 Dec 2011 07:00 AM PST
Please enjoy today's featured page from Chester Cheer & Gregory the Green Deer's "A Circus Christmas!"
chester cheer and gregory the green deer christmas comic
LEGO “Stained Glass” Holiday Window
Posted: 21 Dec 2011 06:00 AM PST
Your LEGO Christmas miracle:

lego holiday stained glass window

Segregated Buses?!

Segregated Buses?!


Dry Bones cartoon: Israel,  religious, Haredim, buses, eged, plan, Shuldig,  The latest furor in Israel is about demands by "Haredim"(falsely identified as "ültra Orthodox"). What they now want is buses segregated by sex. i.e. women to the back of the bus. So I did this cartoon suggesting that they wear blindfolds. Funny, no?
"No" says the LSW (Long Suffering Wife). She says it's been done. She says that some Haredi men have been spotted wearing veils!! I pooh-poohed the notion, but did a google image search, just to check. Turns out she was right.

men in veils? Men in Veils?


Merry Christmas Cartoons - you`ll love them!!


Christmas Cartoons – Santa Claus
Posted: 13 Dec 2011 05:00 AM PST
Santa Claus. Fat guy, brings you toys, right? For the most part, especially when you're a kid, thats about all you ned to know.
But when you really start digging into Santa, and Santa related stuff, you quickly realize that there's an awful lot of great material for a cartoonist to play with. So, with the holidays approaching, I thought I take a moment and share a stocking full of my favorite Santa Claus cartoons:

Santa Claus Christmas Cartoon #6171 by Andertoons
Ok, Christmas is a stressful time for everyone, but imagine the pressure that Santa is under. Toy productions, elf management, all the travel... I wouldn't be surprised a bit if he's less than jolly come December.
This is a take on the old "go to your happy place" thing, and now that I look at it maybe "jolly" would have worked better.
Oh well. I'm glad he's getting help.

Santa Claus Christmas Cartoon #6170 by Andertoons
You know, in this age of social media, Santa should have a really easy time keeping his nice and naughty lists in order.
If he's smart he's taking advantage of any number of APIs, setting up some sort of algorithm, and kicking back and relaxing while we all fess up online. Easy peasy.
Santa Claus Christmas Cartoon #5976 by Andertoons
This is probably pretty odd to work well in any of my standard markets. In fact, when you think about it a little Ionger, it gets creepy fast.
Honestly I didn't intend anything other than a little holiday entrepreneurship, but, um... ewwwww.
Ok, moving on.
Santa Claus Christmas Cartoon #4308 by Andertoons
I'd love to think that Santa Claus would be immune to thoughts of marketing or branding, but it's fairly obvious that Christmas is nothing if not commercial, so I guess it make sense that he would worry about his image.
But, come on, 'Ho-ho-ho' is a true classic. You don't want to mess with that. Remember New Coke?
Ok, that does it for now. Feel free to check out all of my Santa Claus cartoons, and happy holidays everyone!


Chester Cheer & Gregory the Green Deer – Page 8
Posted: 12 Dec 2011 07:00 AM PST
Please enjoy today's featured page from Chester Cheer & Gregory the Green Deer's "A Circus Christmas!"

chester cheer and gregory the green deer christmas comic

Music Monday – Frank Sinatra & Bing Crosby
Posted: 12 Dec 2011 06:00 AM PST
This just makes me happy:



Thursday, 1 December 2011

Thanksgiving Day - thanksgiving cartoons

Thanksgiving Day


Turkey, pork, Pig, Kosher, Thanksgiving, Holiday, Holidays, American Jews, America, Pilgrims  : Dry Bones cartoon. Happy Thanksgiving!
Note: The American Thanksgiving is on the fourth Thursday of November, but there's also a Canadian Thanksgiving Day which is held on the second Monday of October.
This year, Canadian Thanksgiving fell on Monday, Oct 10, 2011 ...so a belated Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian friends too.


Cats Cartoons


Posted: 26 Nov 2011 12:03 PM PST
dead cat cartoon #1
This week's entry in the cartoon contest. I do like cats. I just want to point that out. I have three. I haven't shown them this cartoon, for obvious reasons. (they are cats!).

Chef Boyardee Spider-Man Team-Up!




Posted: 24 Nov 2011 06:00 AM PST

a trip to 2011

a trip to 2011


Time Travel, 2011, Riots, Arab Spring, OWS, Occupy Wall Street, Egypt,   : Dry Bones cartoon. When I was a kid the future was a wonderful place. Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, streamlined personal rocket ships, gleaming cities.
So now I'm living in the actual future!!
I love to do Time Traveler cartoons. I think of myself as the guy who got sent into the future and has come back to 1958 with his report. (and it's always a shock to the scientists who are running the operation back in the fifties).


White Powder (2001) - fresh cartoons ..lol

White Powder (2001)



November 19, 2001 (2001) Dry Bones cartoon: anthrax, Poison, Terrorism, 911, terror, This Golden Oldie is from 2001.
Ten years ago America was caught in a massive anthrax scare. Everyone seemed to be on the lookout for anthrax-laden mail. According to the BBC of Wednesday, November 7 , 2001:
"In media offices, abortion clinics, and government offices around the United States, mail handlers are donning white gloves for fear of the dreaded white powder - anthrax.
But still the FBI has no conclusive evidence as to whether the recent attacks have been state-sponsored, or the work of America's own radicals.

It is a complex investigation made worse by the fact that more than 2,500 anthrax scares in the United States have turned out to be false alarms."

* * *
This year Hanukkah begins at sunset on Tuesday, December 20, 2011, and ends at sunset on Wednesday, December 28, 2011.


Ray Anderson Playing Trombone




Music Monday – Ray Anderson
Posted: 28 Nov 2011 06:00 AM PST
One thing you can say for sure about Ray Anderson's trombone playing - he doesn't sound like anyone else:



Holiday Spirits 2011 - holiday cartoons

Holiday Spirits 2011


Christmas,  Holidays, Economy, Crisis, Shopping, Consumers  : Dry Bones cartoon. When I was a kid in Brooklyn, Christmas started with Santa coming to town in the Macy's parade on Thanksgivings Day. Now it apparently begins with something called Black Friday. I don't know anything about that, I've lived in Israel for forty years. The Christmas season seems, from a distance, at least, to have turned into the shopping season.
And this year, with the economic crisis, Dickens' three ghosts ("The Spirit of Christmas Past", "The Spirit of Christmas Present", and "The Spirit of Christmas Future") have morphed into the three shopping spirits; "Buy", "Save", and "Charge it".
In any case, my best wishes go to our readers who are, or who will soon be, out there Christmas-shopping.


The Way We Were (1976) - cartoons for kids

The Way We Were (1976)



November 28, 1976 (1976) Dry Bones cartoon: Winter, kerosene, Jerusalem, Shuldig, Inflation, 1976 Today's Golden Oldie is from the winter of 1976. Thirty Five years ago!!
I lived in Jerusalem back then and there is nothing that seemed as bone-chillingly cold as those winters in Jerusalem. Part of the problem was that Jerusalem's stone buildings were built to be cool in the summer heat, but when a snowy Jerusalem winter blew in, they were even cooler. Another part of the problem was that we all kept warm with small heaters that burned what we, in our local English dialect called "neft". It wasn't until years later that I learned that "neft"was actually kerosene!
They way we got our "neft"was to shlep a "jerry can" to a gas station or to wait for the neft delivery truck which had a tank from which patrons would fill their jerry cans, jugs, and bottles.
In the cartoon a frigid Mr. Shuldig is trudging home buttoned up against the cold, and musing on the inflation that was ravaging the country at the time.


2012

2012


End of Days, Prophecy, 2012, Mayan calendar, Iran, Arab Spring, demonstrations,  : Dry Bones cartoon. You've probably heard the ridiculous idea that because the Mayan calendar supposedly ends in 2012, some people believe that the world will end in 2012.
-Dry Bones- Israel's Political Comic Strip Since 1973

Monday, 21 November 2011

Thanksgiving Cartoons | latest cartoons for kids




Thanksgiving Cartoons
I love Thanksgiving! It's the purest of the big three holidays. I mean, unless you're in the turkey, pumpkin, or cranberry sauce business, there's not a lot to commercialize. Just food, family, and fun. Not bad, huh?
This being only a blog, I can't help with the food or the family, but I can definitely help with the fun with this smallish smorgasbord of Thanksgiving cartoons. Dig in!




Thanksgiving Cartoon #5991 by Andertoons


Sure, we all like a big Thanksgiving feast, but for a certain subset of fine-feathered friends it's not so much fun. And I guess if I were a turkey right about now I'd be wondering what the cards held for me. Luckily for me I get then chance to explore that quite literally in the above cartoon.


Thanksgiving Cartoon #5838 by Andertoons


Of course most turkeys aren't going to fare well, but thankfully (see what I did there?) this turkey is getting some help with his impending doom.
I had to look up the stages for coping with death to make sure I got them right, and then included my own little addendum. Apologies to Kubler-Ross.


Thanksgiving Cartoon #6158 by Andertoons


Ok, I admit it, I don't know what an x-ray of a turkey looks like. I tried looking it up, but never could find anything. So I punted and just sort of drew a few ribs. Hopefully I haven't offended any turkeys and/or x- ray technicians.

Thanksgiving Cartoon #4243 by Andertoons


Tryptophan is one of those things that once a year everyone knows about. (It's the stuff in turkey that apparently makes you sleepy.) But the rest of the year poor old tryptophan just lays there eating cheetos watching reality TV just waiting for Thanksgiving.
Sad really.


Thanksgiving Cartoon #4207 by Andertoons


I love holidays that aren't on a specific day. New Year's Day is January 1. Boring! Valentines Day is February 14. Yawn!
Gimme those holidays that are like figuring out an equation any day! Fourth Thursday in November! That's what I'm talking about!


Thanksgiving Cartoon #4206 by Andertoons


This is probably my personal favorite of my own Thanksgiving cartoons. It has all my favorite cartoon elements: animal in an office, a caption that won't work without the art and vice- versa, and impending though relatively unspecific death.
Well that does it. Hope you enjoyed 'em.
Music Monday – Pugh/Taylor Project
Posted: 14 Nov 2011 06:00 AM PST
If "tromboning" were a verb, this would be some serious tromboning: